Funny Quotes About Life
These funny quotes about life are sure to bring a smile to your face, some warmth to your heart, and inspire a little wisdom as well. You can find even more great quotes here.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Live life to the fullest... think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert.
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
We wish we could tell you there's light at the end of the tunnel, but it's probably an oncoming train.
Born to be wild - live to outgrow it.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think...
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours.
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t.
Dont take life to seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?