Funny Quotes About Life

These funny quotes about life are sure to bring a smile to your face, some warmth to your heart, and inspire a little wisdom as well. You can find even more great quotes here.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers

Live life to the fullest... think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert.

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
Murphy's Law

We wish we could tell you there's light at the end of the tunnel, but it's probably an oncoming train.
Sean Comey

Born to be wild - live to outgrow it.
Lao Tzu

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Truman Capote

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Sean O'Casey

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Oscar Wilde

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
Bob Monkhouse

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think...
George Carlin

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain

Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours.
Swedish Proverb

No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
George Carlin

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.
Yiddish Proverb

Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t.
Richard Bach

Dont take life to seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Oscar Wilde

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?
Sydney J Harris

More Great Quotes

If you enjoyed these funny quotes on life, then follow the links below for even more inspiring quotes!

Return from funny quotes about life to the meditation quotes homepage

Return from funny quotes about life to the Guided Meditation homepage

For even more great life quotes, check out Great Life

View Cart

Guided Meditation Downloads

Relaxing Meditation Music Downloads

Positive Affirmations Downloads

Subscribe For Free

Enjoy our free meditation downloads, receive informative meditation tips, and benefit from special offers on guided meditations and meditation music.